Youtube

An app that allows u to watch videos
by anonymous September 22, 2021
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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YouTuber

YouTuber, these are people that like to make money from creating and posting videos. They also like to entertain people.
Hey, who's your favourite YouTuber?
Hmmmm, probably Logan Paul, RiceGum or SAMMZ.
by Guess Who :] May 25, 2018
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Youtube

A website where you can watch po- I mean videos
Person 1: Dude you should use Youtube, its so fun
Person 2: Nah, I use TikTok
Person 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021
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Youtubers

A type of human that is either completely disgusting or a respectable person
Fork: "bro youtubers suck"
Spoon: "yeah they do, but some are pretty cool."
by PleaseStop:) November 3, 2023
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YouTube

(Derogatory) - An action, moment, or individual that exhibits pointless and/or offensive stupidity.

(Complimentary) - An action, moment, or individual that exhibits purposeful and/or inoffensive intelligence.
(Derogatory) - A person farts in a crowded elevator and announces "It was I!". It smells really bad and people begin to feel sick. This person is a YouTube.

(Complementary) - A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you what floor you would like, and push the button for you. This person is a YouTube.
by IdleOutlaw January 25, 2023
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YouTube

A website by google that you can record and post videos and do like some like some stupid stuff on it
MOM Can I Post a Youtube Video!!!!

No

:c
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