Inferior Turtle

Derived from the phrase 'awkward turtle'.
Refers to someone who is inferior to another person. The other person is superior to them there the other person is much cooler and more popular.

Do you know Nick? He's such an inferior turtle!" "Yeah especially to Katy, she's so superior

Inferior Turtle by SuperiorTurtle May 31, 2011

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The Turtle

When one decides to crouch to form a turtle like shell and spin in a circle while holding a sword of some sort.

Originated from a TJ Smith live stream of Chivalry.

While defending the king, the knights of Agatha decide to do The Turtle around their king.

The Turtle by Sir Kenneth The Awesome December 14, 2012

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turtle • turtle head • Turtleneck • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtledove • turtleing • turtle dick • turtle fuck

flying turtle

A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.

I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.

flying turtle by Qwertyuiopqwertyuiophi March 15, 2016

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Penis Turtle

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

Penis Turtle by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017

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Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

Go capsize yourself you turtle face by WobbyK November 4, 2009

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Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

Orange Sea Turtle by orangeseaturtle November 20, 2011

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Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

Park your boat in turtle bay by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013

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