Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

by 3evo May 24, 2017

Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

trump turd

A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.

Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.

by SD Nomderb September 5, 2022

chambering a turd

Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.

I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Oil turd

Someone who thinks they deserve more than their worth

Jimmy is an oil turd

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021