Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

by Blumkin master September 1, 2018

Turd Tickle

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

by Alpha Male May 31, 2018

Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Thanos turd

Upon completion of a “Thanos turd” half the population of the universe ceases to exist.

“Bro I just dropped the meanest Thanos turd”

by JKool650 June 8, 2018

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022