volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.

Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap

by jovan47271 July 2, 2023

Truck

Dumbass, ugly and/or retarded. Usually used in Federal prison to call someone stupid in a playful non disrespectful way

1- "c.o. wouldn't let me go to lunch because i forgot my green shirt."
"How da fuq did you forget your green shirt, you're a truck"
2- "hey go ask someone for some hair wax, you look like a truck"
3- "if you don't stop smoking k2 they're going to take you overe there"
"The bus garage?"
"Yeah, they fix trucks there"

by Karma509 October 24, 2019

Truck lads

The best type of lads going. Loves their trucks more than you , spends more time with their trucks than you. Always wants someone to cabslag and for you to try out their beds😉
Cant get more of a real man!

Townie boy? Nope ! Truck lads all the way😍

by Blondie Cowgirl March 17, 2024

semen truck

A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.

Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.

by FarMistt April 4, 2022

truck stopper

When you go down on a lot lizard in the back of your semi truck and get an unexpected mouthful of someone else's cum.

I ate out a lot lizard last night and that bitch gave me a truck stopper. Then I creampied her so the next guy will get one too!

by slim pickle January 24, 2021

two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

by IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME May 22, 2022

Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.

At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.

by cjjj8 July 30, 2021