tochtli

LONGEST, FATTEST, FUCKING SHLONG IN THE GOT DAMN UINIVERSE. GOES BY COOCH SLAYER.

"He's got a huge cock or so I've heard"
"yeah, his name is Tochtli after all"

by Jake's favorite necklace November 30, 2020

Tocholophobia

The fear of someone using the word "toch". Or someone named "toch".

Guy 1: Hey man...I have tocholophobia, so i fear the new guy named toch...

by faetooby January 17, 2021

Tocholophobia

The fear of someone named "Toch" screenshotting your words and cropping them on discord.

DUDE! I HAVE TOCHOLOPHOBIA AND TOCH SCREENSHOTTED MY FUCKING TEXT!!!!!!!

by faetooby January 17, 2021

Tochivirus

A virus specifically to ruin your discord life.
This virus will simply force you to screen cap your text and make it look like something you didnt say.

"Hey...I feel weird..."
"SHIT WHY THE FUCK AM I CROPPING MY TEXT"
"Im gonna go to the doctor."

Doctor:
"Seems like you have something called Tochivirus."
Guy:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by faetooby January 17, 2021

Torah

The most loving, caring, chill person in the world. They never have a dull moment, and are always opened minded

Hey have you seen Torah?

by Realest1101 March 15, 2021

tomchrist

n. A beacon of hope for humanity on a dark planet. Tom Hanks. A Saint.

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Have you heard? Tomchrist is healing the sick with His serum.

We are truly blessed.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

touchcon

A portmanteau of the terms "touch base" and "conference". A type of meeting meant to allow attendees a quick status update. They are typically conducted via teleconference or video conference, and not scheduled for more than 15 minutes.

Let's have a quick touchcon on Thursday morning to check the progress of the server hardware installation.

by xjosh666 April 13, 2021