Tom Sawyering

Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"

"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"

"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
by D to the Q February 3, 2010
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Tom Shank

A code name for "wank" used between two or more knowing participants in a situation where saying "wank" would be unacceptable.
"Ugh, I'm dying for a Tom Shank."

"I know, right?"
by Big Bazza September 11, 2007
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sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005
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Fr. Tom

Greedy old priest with a dent in his head...fired Lenny...NOT cool.
(During church)
Kati: Fr. Tom has ugly shoes.
Us: That's nice Kati,
Kati: Fr. Tom has a shiny head.
Us: That's nice Kati.
Kati: I WANNA RIP THAT STICKER OFF HIS HEAD!!
Us: BAHAHAHAHA! That's nice Kati...
by stray October 4, 2004
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Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..
by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005
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Tom Cruise

A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.
gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise
by phobodobo29 October 29, 2006
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text Tom

on one's period
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition
I text Tom once monthly, and so do all of my friends.
by akdjfl;kdjfa ;l January 25, 2011
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