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Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.
Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."
by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015
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Queef

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted
by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015
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Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.
Then I whipped queefed all over his face.
by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.
Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?
by 603WonderWoman June 23, 2023
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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away
by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023
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