Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020

Dirt Boat

Dirty ass bitch with an overused pussy

That chicks been ran through more than a poor look at that dirty ass dirt boat

by Joaquin Buckley November 24, 2020

BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 24, 2020

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

boat

Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.

I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!

I boat them so much

I’m boating them

by eeeehg January 31, 2021