A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”
“What fucking school do you go to??”
“Hopewell Academy.”
“What fucking school do you go to??”
“Hopewell Academy.”
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Person 1: Hey. Where's that kid over there go?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.
Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.
PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.
Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.
PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
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Get the al madina islamic academy mug.Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.
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