Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.

At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.

by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Tony-han

One of the best things in your life, that you never want to loose!

She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels

Tony-han? Oh yeah I know her she's so pretty!

by Bigdaddypac November 22, 2021

The Tony Picinich

Eating chicken fingers and fries with Pepsi and maracheno cherries 12 times in 2 days.

Me: Tony what you ordering?
Tony: Chicken fingers and fries.
Me: tony you had that yesterday, twice
Tony: So
Me: ok, what about a drink
Tony: Pepsi and cherries
Me: Tony you've had this meal 7 times in 36 hours
Tony: so
Me. ok

If someone does this, they are The Tony Picinich of your life.

by Schnog January 4, 2019

Tony’s angelz

A name for a group of attractive hoodlums that get rich by stealing your money after hookups.

That man there is so attractive but watch out he’s one of Tony’s Angelz

by Daquan-m_ May 21, 2022

Tony

A back stabbing kid who thinks he is big and bad but when confronted he wets himself and whines like a little bitch. Goes to the gym once a week and claims he's gained muscle.

Wow, look at the Tony.... What a cunt.

by jlni227 December 2, 2017

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022