cock face

a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.

"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

squid cock

1. a disorganized mess

2. a situation in which no one is pleased

"This place is fucking squid cock"

"Man, we couldn't b e deeper in this squid cock"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

Cock Fed

A young girl (or boy) who gets most of their nourishment from sucking the cum from multiple guy's cocks. Often the diet of slaves in training.

She was cock fed from an early age, there were about 12 of us guys who regularly fed her.

Kerry was cock fed that whole weekend we went camping.

by Ripped Jeans August 9, 2010

Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.

Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.

by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

spooky cock

the reproductive organ of a ghost.
Beware the spooky cock it will rape you as soon and as long as possible coming in contact with a spooky cock would be a very bad idea.

Oh my god that fucking ghost got me with his spooky cock

by uRBan diCTIONARy EXTRodenare March 28, 2009

J-cock

The penis of a male with a name that begins with the letter "J"

Jeff says "J-cock was very happy last night, he had sex for the first time in a while" or "My J-cock is 7 inches long" or "yeah man i used J-cock on her all night"

by schaeff daddy April 17, 2009