Jelly Stain

The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".

Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.

"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."

Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

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traffing station

Someone who farts a lot. Traf is fart spelled backwards. Therefore, a traffing station would be someone that is constantly ripping ass.

Dylan is the biggest traffing station that I know.

by Bill Schofield January 19, 2009

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g station

A gas station

Bro go to the G Station and get some swishers

by GFlizzo September 3, 2017

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animation station

A dumb fuck

Some man: Hey have you heard of this dumb fuck animator called "Animation Station"?

Some other man: Yeah, he's a real faggot

by nam emos November 23, 2017

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Play Station 4

only gays use this. If you're straight, and/or have a huge bulging peen, you most likely have an Xbox.

Man did you see gay rick? he was on Play Station 4 last night. Gay.

by OOOOOOOOOOL February 7, 2019

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Feeling hot at a gas station

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

by Josheedo April 14, 2019

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