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Sick twizled 'Mother' Fukers

Exactly what it states above! Freedom of expression is a wounderful thing but, dang this takes it to that holy shit level of what the fuckness, that would make Ron Jeremy blush!

Her: I don't need to know
Whatever his/her psuedo is for the day: But...
Her: I don't want to know!
WHPIFTD: Yes you doo..
Her: No, I freakin don't!

Her: No, I just got screwed over literary and literaly but and arrogant prick named JOHNATHAN, and I know what the problem is. I need therapy why, sigmund the tourfromtheville?
WHPIFTD: So you don't punch him in the face!
Her: Ha ha...He's not worth the negitave energy it would take to throw down or want to for that matter.
WHPIFTD: Why not?

Her: Because, It's all like free therapy for the masses and I don't need therapy!
WHPIFTD: Yes you do!
WHPIFTD: Well, why not!
Her: He knows why and the day he stops lying for himself and being a douchebag of doom to prove the wrong point he'll understand.
WHPIFTD: You don't want to know really???
Her: Thats the thing. . .There are wants and desires / needs and nourishments. And he's feeding off the wrong end of tryed to twist my life all up in bullshit because he's shady as hell! They should have named him sir fucksoveralot and he can be gangster and go fuck himself for a change!
WHPIFTD: And how does that make you feel?
Her: F'k you brain boy, and this is grasping at straws if you ask me! I love you guys and all but, you're asking alot and I've already lived threw alot. I truley wish you all would have some couth and understand! I know, I can have a dirty mind but, but some of this just went to, Sick twizled 'Mother' Fukers status! Their is a decent guy that has had a crush on me, for some crazy reason, since we were 17 and he's quite wounderful as a human being! Works hard. Has opinions like the rest of sociaty and some of them are quite good to listen to. That and I love him for all the ways he is trying to be a part of and in my life daily. You either have respect or a care for that, like I do. Or, you're only going to associate your own minds wants over what others may need. We all have family's we care for and about daily. So, let me ask you. . .Who needs therapy?
Understanding it is on you, to accomplish your life, goals, dreams, wishes, lost feelings from resentments, hardships, encouragements, smiles, tears, laughter and years is all the help ya need! I'll always be here for you if you need me and thats a promise! Now go get 'the love of your life' for 5 mins so I can get some freakin sleep not being concerned for you jackhole!
WHPIFTD: You talk too much and it hurts my head!
Her: Your taint is going to hurt if you say I need therapy one more time!
WHPIFTD: You ne....
*WHAAP*
by StringsInventHappyThings November 7, 2012
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faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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meme sickness

when you see a really offensive and disgusting meme and you begin to feel symptoms like: light-headedness, sick to your stomach, the feeling that you may induce vomiting, and the inability to remove this vial meme from your head.
Chad: Dude, did you see that meme I sent you?
Brad: Dude, like, that was totally gross. I got meme sickness over that man. It ruined my day.
by ArPar45 January 20, 2018
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Rez Sickness

Excessive cum intake to the point where the recipient becomes ill like no other illness.
Damn - is remy REALLY gonna take another dick? He's gonna get rez sickness.
by bobbycisco October 4, 2020
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sick busted

sick = something not good
busted = another term for bastard
by kak is gay August 3, 2021
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Car Sick

The outcome of to many frothies with the boys and u spew ya guts up the next day. If u notice someone using the phrase “Nek Minute” to much it is too late they are going to experience car sickness within a 8-20 hour period. As there is no cure best relief is a kings big daddy box
“ oh u were pissed mate your just hung over” “ Nah mate I got car sick”
by Car sick July 22, 2019
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