National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P

Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021