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Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024
mugGet the Queef Munchermug.

commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
mugGet the commie queefmug.

Queef Mcduck

Bens a queef Mcduck

I.E. a Faggot
Bens a faggot aka queef mcduckington
by Addxxx March 11, 2017
mugGet the Queef Mcduckmug.

beef queef

When an individual releases a nasty ass fart after eating meat.
Damn Garey got that beef queef, bro just shidded on himself.
by acostalover4L December 18, 2022
mugGet the beef queefmug.

Queef

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."
by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019
mugGet the Queefmug.

queef

fart bubble goes through ur cooch lip and not ur bout crack
when you feel a fart but feel the fart bubble goes out the front and ur cooch lips open so you basically queef
by lexatives April 6, 2025
mugGet the queefmug.

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.
I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.
by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011
mugGet the Splooge Queefmug.

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