purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

purple headed yogurt slinger by jenjen October 15, 2003

purple roundy 

Purple roundies are the extremely small genitals of Georgia Tech kids who play Lacrosse and are pledging frats.

"Jimi, my purple roundy just grew to a record one inch! Now all the girls want to get with Biscuits!"

purple roundy by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Purple Flying Monkey Humper 

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Purple Flying Monkey Humper by jacksalot July 12, 2009

Purple stuff 

Codeine; in its purest state, codeine is purple.

Homie the clown: Man, Imoan get me a gatorade bottle of dat purple stuff.

Homie the clone: Shit, muthafucka, you ain't got the dough fo a forty, let alone dat purple shit.

Purple stuff by wigger August 21, 2003

purple pineapples 

a pineapple that is purple.

this pineapple is purple

purple pineapples by peachfuzz December 9, 2004

Purple Passion 

In the American Midwest (specifically small town Nebraska), "Purple Passion" refers to the practice of throwing a party in which all guests bring their own bottle of hard liquor. Everybody dumps the liquor into a bathtub or garbage can and starts drinking!

We are all heading to Sandy Duncan's purple passion party on friday--you coming?.

Purple Passion by Jake Riechtan January 11, 2008

purple monkey dishwashers 

Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact

Purple monkey dishwashers

purple monkey dishwashers by Rockers will win!!! June 21, 2006