Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P

Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

Short Term Meme-ory Loss

When you show your friend a meme for what you think is the first time, but they inform you that its actually third time in the last couple days and you wonder if you've got dementia.

You: Check out this spicy/dank meme my guy.
Friend: Breh this youve already shown me this.
You: must be the short term meme-ory loss acting up again.

by Adequately sticious February 2, 2019

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021