palm off

The act off passing shit to someone else.
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers

My wife was a victim of thalidomide, as such no one can palm off like her!

by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016

pak off

When someone to needs to fuck and back off

You need to pak off

by Tall depressed Asian kid February 8, 2017

Too Off

Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.

Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill

Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"

Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."

by Francis Nol January 4, 2012

Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."

I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."

by !DRZ! March 9, 2011

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Menace off

A competition where two people set each other terrible
challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is
called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Niko challenged DeMarcus to a Menace off.
DeMarcus happily accepted the offer.

by p6291 March 26, 2023

Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister June 26, 2008