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Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?
by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018
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Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja September 2, 2013
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Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
by Goyangi August 9, 2025
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Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.
Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.
by dankDefine April 20, 2018
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morning

1- Period between 6:00 AM until 12:00 PM (midday).
2- Period between 6:00 AM until 11:59 AM.
3- Period between sunrise until 12:00 PM (midday).
Morning.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
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Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018
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