A four-letter word that traditionally used to be called “arithmetic” in elementary or primary school—the third “R” in Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic. A much-disliked school subject that is mostly used as a social filter to separate the nerds from the herd, or to politically decide the future haves and the have-nots in society.
Unlike our parents and grandparents who’re schooled in old-school math, we’re now taught new math (which includes new ways to add, subtract, and multiply numbers), Common Core math (which incorporates many new math techniques), and Singapore math (which integrates the concrete-pictorial-abstract (CPA) approach to learning math and the bar model method to solve word problems).
by Numerati June 14, 2025
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fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS
by SWIFTWORLDDOMINATION January 29, 2022
Get the simple mathmug. The lesbian sister of Biology.
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
Get the Mathmug. Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
Get the Slut Mathmug. A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
Get the Math Rasmussenmug. A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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