Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping

Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math

Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.

Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024

Math

Metal

Abuse
To
Humans
😁

"MATH" is why u fail

by No one take this name April 30, 2019

Math

The toughest language in human history. Something that could explain the world by glorifying counting. Truly beautiful. And people say that shakespeare is better, fuck him.

Average person: MATH IS SO HARD
Math Majors: Wow that's hard yet interesting

by OHHELLNAH May 3, 2018