How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile? by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Do you want to win the argument, or make a difference 

So much of our current social and political discourse is based on proving the other wrong i.e. winning the argument. We don't demonstrate enough empathy to understand where the "other" is coming from and the merits of their point. A black and white world is a construct of our own imagination and our desire to imprint our views on to others. It ignores the beauty that the synthesis or fusion of diverse ideas enables.

John had made a life out of proving people wrong. He took pride in being able to argue against any position and win. He was a talk show host. One night when he was grilling a guest who was making a point around having improved gun controls in place. John, barely let she finish her sentences, was adversarial and was not listening. At the end of the segment the guest said; "John, do you want to win the argument, or make a difference".

Do you want to win the argument, or make a difference by Yusuf Wazirzada May 7, 2019

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg 

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg by MoLincs September 20, 2009

might make an octopus worry 

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.

Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.

might make an octopus worry by RaMDaY December 17, 2006

don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

don't make me laugh by omomo November 16, 2013

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

You make me happy in my pants 

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

You make me happy in my pants by PolDak July 12, 2006