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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
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John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the titleJohn with a g’
by Iris<3 April 28, 2022
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Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!
by My friend jason January 18, 2022
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John Squire

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022
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John Bernard

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa
by anonymous October 19, 2021
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mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care for his/her love ones. Someone who often cracks corny and nonsense jokes. A personality that's wholesome and extraordinary. That do things which suited them the best.
I wanted to have mar john for a lifetime.
by Keiyn June 9, 2021
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