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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill
Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.
by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020
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New Jersey

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union
by MenaceIIHeaven November 1, 2020
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South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.
Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.
by Bbslimm January 4, 2021
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Jersey Milk

I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.
by Phabioli Ravioli January 24, 2021
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new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.
You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.
by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 30, 2021
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Jersey "Ten"

When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"

Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.
Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".
by 43on287 February 20, 2021
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