leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 02, 2023

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Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019

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book goddess

Some random know-it-all bitch who drinks too much tea reads way too many books and is a harry potter addict with some asshole friends who either spam her or bully her, book goddesses are amazing people, definitely find yourself one of em and start dating em ;)

You: man i really need me a book goddess
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-

by spicymangopig November 13, 2019

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