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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.
I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.
by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020
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covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.
Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.
by badfeminist March 1, 2021
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Forrest-Gump

Travel around, typically afoot, for no particular reason.
The gerund of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumping. The past and present participle is Forrest-Gumped. The past tense of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumped.
by Comrade Running Bear April 14, 2021
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Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.
by Joan-Nation June 24, 2021
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Scum Gummy

The leftover semen stuck in your shower drain after ejaculation.
Person 1- “Why do you spend so much time in the shower?”

Person 2- “ Just making a fresh batch of scum gummies!”

Scum Gummy
by Gucciburrburr October 27, 2021
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