Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
by Rihanyce November 26, 2011
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five finger assault

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
by andyBOB September 27, 2005
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double high-five

When you go for a traditional two handed high-five and once the opposite party's hands are high in the air, you punch 'em right in the zipper.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.
"Don't go trusting ol' Jim over there, he'll trick you into a double high-five."
by Gabe_Babe October 31, 2013
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five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.
I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.
by Black Flag February 11, 2004
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Five Seconds of Summer

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us
Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*
by Truth in its purest form February 22, 2016
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five to eight

something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!

or

1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 28, 2008
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i got five on it

An expression a student typically says when he or she did well on a College Board AP exam.
"Hey man, how'd you do on that AP fizzics exam yo?"

"I got five on it, n*gga."
by missymissy May 04, 2009
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