Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

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five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

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double high-five

When you go for a traditional two handed high-five and once the opposite party's hands are high in the air, you punch 'em right in the zipper.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.

"Don't go trusting ol' Jim over there, he'll trick you into a double high-five."

by Gabe_Babe November 1, 2013

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A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

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Five Seconds of Summer

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us

Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*

by Truth in its purest form September 4, 2016

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