terry douche

When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.

Jake terry gave chantel the ol terry douche before eating her asshole out

by Fukyourface November 3, 2018

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.

Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".

by Redefinition March 5, 2011

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013