Douche-Fit

The clothing style made famous by Jon Gosselin

Look at all those rhinestones!That's what I call a Douche-Fit!

by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010

douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchetit

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

douchebitch

The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.

Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...

by michelle t. August 1, 2007

douchebitch

A girl that seems to have no brains whatsoever, but still knows how to be rude and tactless.

-"Why can't your sister just be nice and do what we ask of her?"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"

by pirate89RAWR August 19, 2009

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009