The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
by T-Rail April 2, 2007
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Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.
JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man
by BernardSaint May 20, 2018
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Danning It

When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded
Dammit. Danny is Danning it again.
by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025
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Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.
1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'
by MattDutton March 9, 2012
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Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.
"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"
by K100J September 13, 2020
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Dan Heckler

Dan Heckler collects tycock choo choos and likes to foam about the bebemer
I just saw Dan Heckler's last video he just posted
by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021
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