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Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.
I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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Crotch Circle

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
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Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below
Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex
by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021
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Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.
by Half G March 1, 2019
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Ice Crotch

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."
by Browneyes May 7, 2012
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CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.
Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.
by Saikosekai November 21, 2019
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