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Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.
When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch
by Captain Towel October 28, 2020
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Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.
During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.
by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020
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crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
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BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.
Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.
by lalala730 September 13, 2017
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Devil's Crotch

A Indiscribibly terrifying hot souce
This burger needs some Devil's Crotch
by Human person 267 March 20, 2017
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Creamy Crotch

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.
Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend
by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017
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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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