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fat come

stuff that comes out of ur massive fat ass
by Fat come creator April 4, 2021
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Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.
It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?
by DZNuts March 30, 2015
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No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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when someone comes for your family

Talking down on them or situations they have going on
When someone comes for your family it makes you mad
by JayJAY! April 18, 2022
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So, baby, come light me up

‘So, baby, come light me up’ is a line from Ariana Grande’s song, ‘Into You’, that was released in 2016 as part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

The iconic line is the first line of ‘Into You’’s chorus.
‘So, baby, come light me up
and, baby, I’ll let you on it.
A little bit dangerous,
but baby that’s how I want it.’
1: I love the chorus of ‘Into You’ by Ariana Grande, man!
2: Yeah! It’s so catchy. ‘So, baby, come light me up, and baby I’ll let you on it…’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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Slow come

"It's gonna be a slow come" relates to betting on the come, then rolling the dice for your point.
If things start looking bleak, either on that roll of the dice, or when waiting for an important business deal, you know it's gonna be a slow come.
Before we get that truck unloaded it's gonna be a slow come.
by Curt Manners November 18, 2016
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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
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