california coffee pot 

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

california coffee pot by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

Greek coffee 

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

Greek coffee by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

Master Coffee Roaster 

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.

This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

Master Coffee Roaster by Coffee Association November 14, 2020

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

Modern Coffee by anonymous December 10, 2020

Irish coffee 

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

Irish coffee by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

Do Coffee 

The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.

Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.

Do Coffee by biff't it January 28, 2021

Salty Coffee 

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.

Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings

Salty Coffee by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021