Dumb bum

To be as stupid as an ass, clueless, or to be an ugly mong and another word for Dumb ass.

Nathan "shut up"
Chastaaza" Dumb bum go suck ya mum"
Nathan "😭😪"

by Zheizhei August 24, 2018

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008

bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.

(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!

by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010