biscuit

1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.

2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)

3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.

1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.

2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*

3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.

by Laser Potato August 24, 2004

Nugget in a biscuit

The Sexual Act Of Taking A Dump In Between A Womans Breast's And Rubbing It Together.

Awh, Susan Boyle wants me to give her a nugget in a biscuit!!

by Imran_Is_Fat August 3, 2012

Chocolate Biscuit

Like the game 'Soggy Biscuit' But with faeces instead of Semen.

Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last

Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!

by Efronfan August 1, 2009

Biscuit

Someone/something that is annoying, lame, stupid, etc.

"I swear to god, you a biscuit!", "That's some biscuit shit"

by PizzaDf March 17, 2015

no biscuit

when you dont have a biscuit

im hungry, i wish i wasnt in the state of no biscuit

by i love transformers in my ass May 11, 2003

biscuit

1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass

'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'

by suzi September 25, 2004

Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

by Propper G January 19, 2010