This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)
42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
by El Whys'ass February 27, 2011
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Barney is the purple and green dinosaur that kids love.
It lies to kids about what life really is, telling them that if you sing it will all be okay, when, in reality, your dad is swearing all day because of work and your mom just got pregnant with the neighbors baby (just an example of real life).
Also, the kids show no individual personality, showing everyday kids that when you are older you should steal someone else's identity because its fun being like everyone else.
Barney is also calculated to be satan.
So next time you want something related to Barney, think twice before watch satan in act.
It lies to kids about what life really is, telling them that if you sing it will all be okay, when, in reality, your dad is swearing all day because of work and your mom just got pregnant with the neighbors baby (just an example of real life).
Also, the kids show no individual personality, showing everyday kids that when you are older you should steal someone else's identity because its fun being like everyone else.
Barney is also calculated to be satan.
So next time you want something related to Barney, think twice before watch satan in act.
I have no examples, just the truth about barney.
by Gracie 1234567890 November 19, 2013
Get the Barney mug.The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.
Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"
by Snow Bunny G February 2, 2015
Get the Barnacle mug.A redneck hillbilly who loves to fuck barn animals and get there dick wet and hard as a stone. Fruck means fuck in Latin but ppl still don't take barnfruckers seriously
It can also mean a redneck who digs barns.
It can also mean a redneck who digs barns.
sloppy joe: that nigga is my barnfrucker
You:(jerking of) sorry my dick was wet I was frunkabating myself
Sloppy joe: oh what were you watching
You:rednecks Pornhub Section
Sloppy joe: can I watch too barnfrucker
You: sure come here gimme your man boobs
(Gay flicking in the anis)
You: moan
Sloppy joe: Moans so loud
#Fuckerbation
You:(jerking of) sorry my dick was wet I was frunkabating myself
Sloppy joe: oh what were you watching
You:rednecks Pornhub Section
Sloppy joe: can I watch too barnfrucker
You: sure come here gimme your man boobs
(Gay flicking in the anis)
You: moan
Sloppy joe: Moans so loud
#Fuckerbation
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