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zombie app 

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps], spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
zombie app by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018

zombie land 

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.
All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.
zombie land by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018
Zombie is a kind of person that is dead but still moving. There is one way of knowing how to get it, You can get it from your cat, which is so surprising!! Anyway the brain is dead, that happens to many people when they are a zombie, And they are very violent to humans.

They infect human bodies. You can get zombie infected also by staying up and no sleep FOR A WEEK!
Zombie by AveryTheWolf August 26, 2018
A human being without goals in life.
Ow the train is full of smartphone zombies again.
Zombie by Hustlerboss October 15, 2018

Zombie kid 

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.
Zombie kid by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers
It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!
zombie day by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018