Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018


I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 26, 2004

by Matthew November 16, 2003

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
by facadie September 29, 2007

by Matthew November 16, 2003

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
