shank and turn

(metaphorically) when you take your home made stabbing implement, stuck it into someone's flesh and turned it in a clockwise/anticlockwise direction (your choice). Like when you make a harsh call and instead of saying 'ooo snap' you'd say "oh what a shank and turn".

Can't believe 'shank and turn' was yet to be defined on this website.

by definately not not not pat October 1, 2008

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A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon October 18, 2015

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Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

by SlightlyChocolate August 13, 2018

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Made your sugar turn to shit

A saying made popular by true crime podcast.

Detective Overton made your sugar turn to shit.

by 657lady May 8, 2021

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the thunder bay turn

When a driver makes a turn into the far lane, rather than properly turning into their own lane and then signalling to move into the far lane; happens with either left or right turns;

That driver did the Thunder Bay turn and cut off other vehicles.

by Safetychick August 20, 2021

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