triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else

me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!

by silentinletrees April 23, 2018

Triple Void

The act of staying up all night, accumulating zero hours, zero minutes, and zero seconds of sleep

EE: "I completed the Triple Void this morning."
DB: "The Triple Void? What's that?"
EE: "Zero hours, zero minutes, zero seconds of sleep. Damn succubi..."
DB: "Dude, you have to stop this shit."

by fighterofsuccubi November 3, 2023

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Triple whopper

A meaty overload from three sources

Roy, Gary and Bob gave Julie a triple whopper

by Otterspocket1 November 6, 2016

Triple daily

The act of doing any action 3 times a day

“I just posted my last triple daily”
“Oh really? I just posted my second!”

by TacoEater46 May 31, 2022

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

Triple F

Tripple F stands for "Fucked Up Forty-Fours". A point in your mother life were she is inevitably fucked up mentally from life in general. You must be fourty-four years of age and a mother.
She is may be unable to fly on airplanes, and may even proceed to tell the airport desk clerk that they are "fucked up".

Bill - "My mom is well adjusted and pretty stable!"
Tim - "well , my mother is a Triple F, shes just a fucked up forty four."

by KynsMadd October 24, 2019