Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.

Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.

by Stonkybat May 10, 2023

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022