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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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Shlit

shlit -noun
Compound word formed from the words "shit" and "literature." Also known as "shit lit."
Any form of literature such as books, periodicals, newsprint, that is either temporarily brought to, or stored in a bathroom (typically kept in the immediate vicinity of the toilet), for the express purpose of passing occasionally protracted periods of time common to bathroom visits, providing means of mental distraction through its reading.

Though the word was not mentioned explicitly, shlit was brought to public attention in 1998, by the then popular television series "Seinfeld," in episode 173 titled "The Bookstore." The shlit in question had been "flagged" as having been in the bathroom and could not be returned to the bookstore from where it was purchased.
"Hey honey! I'm going to be in here for a while! Could you bring me in some shlit? I think my issue of Wired is sitting on the kitchen table!"
by paul?! October 24, 2008
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Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.
"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."
by Razor Jones November 25, 2006
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slither

"I don't want to hear them get their slither on."
by b.c.la December 29, 2006
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one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"
I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.
by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006
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Splitzkrieg

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.
My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.
by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 7, 2009
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lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart
god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night
by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009
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