Chippewa Smoke Signal 

When you fart in bed and then quickly fluff the blankets - like an American Indian sending a smoke signal - so that the smell rises and passes the nostrils of your significant other sleeping beside you.

Whew...that was one stinky Chippewa Smoke Signal you sent my way last night.

Chippewa Smoke Signal by DHA0714 November 28, 2014

Turtle smoke 

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

Turtle smoke by LalaGG June 23, 2016

dildo smoker 

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

dildo smoker by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Precious smoke 

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

Precious smoke by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

camel smoker 

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

camel smoker by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Clean smoker 

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

Clean smoker by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

ham smoke 

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

ham smoke by Bump bump June 2, 2017