the softserve

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

by badass757 May 17, 2006

Sofflet

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

by Big Nob December 28, 2008

sofisti-suave

A combination of sofisticated and suave, generally used in a negative way to describe a place/person that is "stuck up their own ass"

Let's leave this club, its full of sofisti-suave cunts.

by djt london July 12, 2007

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013

arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

Still Softish

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall

"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."

by http.legna August 13, 2020