A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 22, 2019
by Tall white boy 03 October 05, 2016
Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.
by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019
Ricky's mom is thick.
by John3Doe January 27, 2019
When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.
Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking.
Me: I'm feeling so sick today
Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!
Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
Me: I'm feeling so sick today
Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!
Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
by NugLife08 November 20, 2017
An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.
Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.
by Rathgnome August 13, 2021
Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
by TheRealBoterf9 November 01, 2017