Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 02, 2023
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do yo magic

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doo doo magic

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
by Deaf Drummer June 05, 2010
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sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
by Snuffleupagus muck stick February 02, 2012
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puff the magic dragon

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"
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magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.
by Matt222 March 15, 2008
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NBM (Natural Body Magic)

Natural Body Magic is a fetish/interest for people who can detach parts without blood lose or injury and still control the parts, even in cases were the head is detached. This fetish is thought to be male dominated, but looking back at history, it's clear to see that there's only more male fetish artist. There's a reason why "La Guillotine" is feminine in french; most of the people who watched the beheadings were women.
The girl was very interested in taking her dolls apart and playing with the parts. She was also very interested with the story of Sleepy Hollow and would spend hours obsessing over it. Due to this, she developed a detachment fetish, otherwise known as NBM (natural body magic).
by unknownuser June 30, 2012
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