lego lesbian 

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.

lego lesbian by Rice May 3, 2004

dude lesbian 

A lesbian that looks like a dude.

Hey check out that dude lesbian.

Yea that bitch looks like a dude.

dude lesbian by Reacharound47 November 24, 2013

Faux lesbian 

A woman who in all manner of dress, appearance and attitude seems like a true Butch lesbian, but whom identifies as straight.

That girl Heather is hot, but too bad she's just a faux lesbian.

Faux lesbian by Choai14 September 11, 2015

Simple Lesbian 

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.

Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me

Simple Lesbian by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020

Standard Lesbian Behavior 

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.

Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all

Standard Lesbian Behavior by Molly F April 26, 2013

Angry Lesbian 

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.

Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."

Angry Lesbian by passionwink January 25, 2008

Would lesbian 

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.

John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian

Would lesbian by Cleopatra97 October 15, 2013