Lobstertache

When the outer ends of your moustache grow disproportionally fast, leading to lobster-esque barbels.

Fu-Manchu has a lobstertache

by MoustachioedHero August 14, 2013

Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

by DaGod February 27, 2014

lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

Lobby

A senior in high school who thinks he doesn't have to abide by the rules. Also, someone at a convention who has a threesome with fellow delegates in a dumpster surrounded by homeless people and Wall Street businessmen who watch the coitus while eating butterscotch popcorn.

Dude he's such a lobby!! He gets wasted constantly.

You're a lobby? Which dumpster is your favorite?

Fun fact: most lobbies have minutely small penises.

by Friendshipisdeath March 2, 2015

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014

lobgasm

The look on your face when you lob a touchdown, particularly during a fake field goal.

Jon Ryan’s lobgasm was quickly overshadowed by his celebration.

by bennyprofane January 21, 2015